Uncle has shot himself. With a pressure washer. The comments on his post agree with his point: the Four Rules apply to everything with a trigger, while trending towards a "stupid mistakes with morals" thread. So here's another one for you:

One of the men where I work is missing the last segment of one of his fingers. He lost it to a snowblower in the Great White Frozen North of Massachusetts. He went to the local Emergency Department and sat down with three other men. Each of them had also lost the tip of a finger to his snow blower.