Wednesday, March 23, 2011

AAAAAAWWWWW NAAAAASTY!

Warning: disgusting mental imagery ahead!

#3 is well and truly potty-trained and only wears diapers to bed. BUT he doesn't have the coordination to wipe his [deleted] without falling off the toilet. So last night I was getting him off the toilet and noticed a hair on his booty. A long (mommy-length) hair. I went to pull it off his cheek and got a bad feeling . . . sure 'nuff! It came out with little resistance, fortunately, but disgustingly had about a 1" x 1/4" TURD stuck to the end of the hair. HMPH! HRLCH!

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