Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Fat (Morbidly Obese) Preachers: WTF?!

I know I am being mean and uncharitable here, and my prejudice is showing, but . . .

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How are you supposed to be a moral guide to the people and show them the way, and yet yourself are morbidly obese? These days, knowing as we do the dangers and causes of being overfat, what does it say to the children in your church, for you to be a tubbo lard? Sure you talk a good game and maybe you even walk the walk . . . but you are fat.

Would you (my dear readers) trust with your own soul's eternal fate a preacher who smoked? How about a preacher who spends every night drunk? One should likewise treat a fatass preacher!

Look, I know everyone has his own pet sin, but I don't wear a sandwich board everywhere I go, announcing I have a gay midget lobster porn website for transsexuals* into church to deliver a message to my flock!

You like pie? Tough. Skip it. Lose a hundred pounds, then tell me again to love my brother.

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*I don't actually, have such a website, but I probably wouldn't wear a billboard announcing it, in church, if I did. Also, this is pretty sure to drive up the hit counter from some serious perv's hitting me up on the search engine. Oh well.

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