Thursday, April 30, 2009

New Numbers From the CDC

109 cases of flu in 300,000,000 person population! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!1!

1 Fatality!!!1!!! (of a child from Mexico where the disease came from).

You gotta better chance of dying from falling off a ladder people. Live your life and wash your hands. Don't let people sneeze on your head. Don't suck your fingers.

Also please don't look at what the President is trying to do to the gold-plated health care system you currently enjoy in the U.S.A. Thank you, that will be all.

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