Thursday, April 9, 2009

This Just Pissed Me Right Off.

You know what makes me mad? The auto makers have been pissing and moaning for decades that it is impossible to get the same fuel economy in a light truck as in a car, and there is some logic to that and physics seems on their side.

Then Congress goes ahead with the creeping fascism and passes the new CAFE standards requiring light trucks to get the same half-decent fuel economy as little dinky cars.

And (gomer pyle) well golly it ain't but a couple of months later that you see an announcement for a light truck platform that will get you 100MPG by pretending to be a Prius!

You know how many gallons of oil we would save if you all bought these trucks? A brazillion, that's how many. We would literally be swimming in excess crude if everybody got one of these tomorrow. It's a conspiracy! The Big Oil companies and the Big Car companies are in collusion trying to keep us dependent on the Big OPEC Countries! It's a PLOT I tell you! The Bilderburgers are trying to keep us do---

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