Thursday, April 30, 2009

1st Documented Case of Swine Flu in Georgia

A woman in Georgia has been diagnosed as having the new scare tactic strain of flu. She thinks she got it at a recent public event, but she also just returned from a vacation in _________(fill in the country) (hint: our Homeland Security Dept. refuses to close the border) (hint: people from there are flooding across the border to our gold-plated "free" healthcare with the flu (and doctors are being told to stay away from free health care clinics unless it's an emergency)) (hint: it rhymes with Texaco)

If you said Mexico, you're right. The World Health Organization has gone from 4/6 to 5/6 on its alert level, and you can't get to here from Europe, but don't worry. The flu is already here, so no need to shut the door in the face of thousands of illegal aliens coming to US hospitals . . . make the next elections harder to rig hamper commerce by closing the border with Mexico!

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