Thursday, May 14, 2009

Excuse Me, YRC?

YRC Worldwide, a huge trucking company, wants $1,000,000,000 of MY dollars to relieve it of stressful finances brought on by lame-brained contracts written during and for the Good Times.

No.

Capitalism would have it go like this:

Step 1: Write asinine contracts
Step 2: Lose business during the Depression
Step 3: Go bankrupt
Step 4: Competitors pick up the shards of your market share

But the [deleted] Communists want it to go like this:

Step 1: Write asinine contracts
Step 2: Lose business during the Depression
Step 3: Steal a billion dollars
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!

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