#3, on the toilet: Mami, Mami!
Darling Wife, in the next room, watching #3 thru the bathroom doorway: Push your poopies!
#3: Mami, Mami!
D.W.: Push! (looks around for a cup of water)
#3: Dih-dow! [I want to get down]
~1 moment later VFD walks in~
~1 moment later, #3 walks in, bare-ass naked~
VFD: Hey! Hey! Go push poopies! (gesticulates in general direction of the bathroom)
(#3 turns around, goes back into the bathroom. VFD looks @ D.W., who is doubled over with paroxysms of (hand-on-mouth silent) laughter
(#3 kneels to pet VFDKitty, starts making pushing noises)
D.W.: NO! Don't push in there! Push in here! (puts #3 back on toilet)
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