Tuesday, April 20, 2010

You're Not Married, Butch.

Call it whatever you want to in Massachusetts, but in Texas we recognize that your genitalia has to be a matched set (vice duplicate pair) in order for you to be married to someone. Words still having meanings, and all.

So please don't come to Texas to try to break up your un-marriage. it won't work.

Because you're not married.

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The sad part is, these people brought a child into the world when, as any right-thinking observer could have told them, this 'union' was very likely to be a train wreck from the start. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "+1 messed up kid needing therapy in 5 years"

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