Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Single-Minded Male -HEY Something Shiny!

Women: have a mental check list
Men: have genuine intention to do their honeydo list but . . . also have one-track mind.

Human Relations Pro Tip: If you women want your man to do something he is not currently in process of doing, wait until he is at a stopping point, grab him by both ears, look in his eyes and say "Do THIS, Now." Wait until he responds with more than one syllable to be sure he accepted his new programming, and then remind him once more -sweetly, with batting of eyelashes- if he doesn't start right away.

Telling him twice more is nagging and cancels the program.

Telling him when he is doing something else does not count as having told him, regardless of whether or not he acknowledged with a grunt. Telling him a month ago was pretty much a waste of breath.
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In related news, I'm off to work out and then I have to process some photos from a trip my Darling Wife took. I got halfway through them and the

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