Monday, April 11, 2011

Hi Officer Friendly!

At this rate I'll know all the Davesville evening shift COPs by name before the year is out. The FOURTH policeman to ask me if I was alright did so tonight. Maybe I need to send them a letter:

10-43 Re: white male, brown hair with beard, wearing red t-shirt, blue jeans, black shoes. If you see this individual sweating and panting on the sidewalk, and he is not bleeding, he is catching his breath. Negative medical assistance required.

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