This News Is Bigoted.

Not the reporting, the actual facts contained in the story. Reality itself is bigoted against gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered/etc. freaky people.

It turns out that, if you are a queer, you have a much higher likelihood of ending up crazy, sickly, and lonely. That, of course, in addition to the very real previously-known health problems caused by/associated with queer sex.

Your parts were designed, by a designer, to fill specific functions. Don't go using them in unapproved ways and you're statistically less likely to have mental and physical health problems, as well as more likely to not be alone.

See? Bigoted. Statistics may not lie, but they sure can be politically-incorrect!