The Ultimate Winning Republican Ticket!

This morning, Neal Boortz put out the rumor that Sarah Palin might be running for President. I said to NP (who works in front of my station)

VFD: Aw geez. HEY NP! Wanna hear a winning republican ticket?
NP: Sure.
VFD: Palin/Trump
NP: :retching noise:
VFD: LOL
(fast forward)
CJ (works 2 stations farther up the room): :retching noise:
NP: Did you just read my message?
CJ: Yeah.
NP: LOL
VFD: Did you send him what I just said?
NP: Yeah, LOL
CJ: Well as long as it's a small doghouse . . .

If Donald Trump gets the nomination, it's a guaranteed loss. Women and conservatives paying attention will stay away from the polls in droves. Palin will drive off the hard right wing, and cannot attract the democrat-with-uterus constituency, PLUS she'll drive off the bygod-not-gonna-vote-fer-a-wymyn constituency.

Mrs. Palin, Mr. Trump, please do us all a favor and stay out of it. If you really want to do some good, support Herman Cain.

Cain/Perry. Now you're getting warmer.