Bill White Keeps 10ft. Pole Handy

Barack Obama is coming to Texas. Bill White, Democrat candidate for Governor of Texas (God forbid) has told President Obama that he would be happy to receive a phone call from him. He's just too busy for an in-person visit with President Obama. That is, he'll take a phone call instead of being caught dead on camera with the political-campaign-DEATH-machine that is Barack Obama. This is probably a canny move for Mr. White. Governor-for-Life Rick Perry has said he would like to meet with the President to discuss why the President refuses to enforce the border.